If Walter was to advertise in one of those relationship classifieds, it'd read something like. Impeccably groomed 24 year old male with carefree lifestyle seeks female who appreciates men of slimmer stature. This compact little number is designed with full size banknote space, 3 card slots (can fit up to fit 6) and snap coin compartment (for the change that really should've made the tip jar).
Packaging: Matte finish Status Anxiety tin.
Dimensions: 105mm x 80mm x 13mm